[greatviper]

A tall muscular man walks into a bar and a lady recognises him as a famous rugby player.
They start to talk and eventually..... go back to her place.
They start to kiss..... and he takes off his shirt.
He's got REEBOK tattooed on his arm.
"What's that for?" she asks.
"That's for when I'm on TV people can see it and REEBOK pay me."
He takes off his trousers and he's got NIKE tattooed on his leg.
"What's that for?" she asks.
"Same as REEBOK. I get paid when it's on TV."
He drops his pants and he's got AIDS tattooed on his penis.
She screams "don't tell me you've got aids?"
"No calm down" he says. It will say ADIDAS in a minute"